i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
i need lovecraftian feminism not only because facebook thinks it’s appropriate to suggest i like the second page, but also because it thinks it’s okay to suggest it after suggesting the first one.
Men need protection from the deep ones too okay, aren’t you sick of our men being stolen by hideous fish-mutants?
Asked by stoneandbloodandwater
Woo! Sounds like my kind of thing!
pros of werewolf boyfriend:
- happy with any present as long as its chewable
- very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
- will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
- growls at jerks, may eat them
cons of werewolf boyfriend:
- absolutely nothing
the girl who doesn’t get away
(these are not the final girls. these are the girls who die early, who sleep with their boyfriends, who babysat in the haunted house first, who couldn’t control their anger. the girls who died as a warning, as a metaphor, as an excuse. they were too naive, or too worldly, or too funny, or too bullied, or too vicious. the girls who went into the basement alone, who checked on the children first, who went upstairs with a boy during the party.
they break out of the script, the scene, the reel. they are no longer demon feed.)
"I wasn’t expecting there to be so many frogs."